Division. Hatred. Contempt. Wrath. These are pretty strong words, I know. Going into ’92 we had the same coaching staff as in ’91. Weapon and Hank had joined us as coaches. There were two “coaching staff’s” with Verdugo. Gee and General, and Hank and Weapon. What caused this rivalry? How could two former players for us want to join forces with Gee and General as coaches yet still want to kill us?
The answer is simple…..
SNK!!!!
That’s right. We loved Hank and Weap, make no mistake about that. We were honored to have them coaching with us in the Verdugo dugout. It made us a better Team. But by the time ’92 rolled around, the Nintendo SNK rivalry between Gee/General and Hank/Weap was in full force!!!!
And while we all were focused on making Verdugo The KINGS of American Legion of All-Time as coaches, we spent most of our time during the season and most of the off-season on this bitter rivalry.
When the four of us would sit down to play SNK, it was literally a WAR!!!! Fights would break out. Personal remarks were made. One time Hank was complaining about some ruling General and I had made (against his Team of course) and I tackled Hank in my kitchen and we had each other in a headlock for about five minutes, neither guy giving in. Hank/Weap would get thrown out of “The Dome” for some reason. I would usually make up some BS reason as to why they were tossed, but the REAL reason was usually that they were about to win the fourth game of our traditional seven game series we would play!!!! And as Commissioner of the SNK League we had, I certainly couldn’t let that happen!!!!
It was beautiful. Four coaches who were united in making Verdugo the greatest Team ever, slugging it out (literally, sometimes) against one-another in Nintendo. It was without a doubt the most bitter rivalry EVER in the History of the world.
SNK Nintendo was what Verdugo was all about. Trash-talking, guys cheating. I would occasionally put my hand in front of the TV set so that their batter couldn’t see a pitch General had thrown. Imagine the pandemonium from Hank/Weap when they ripped that pitch out of the park!!!!
And the ragging was brutal!!!! Most of the rags we used in the Verdugo dugout on the field started between Gee/General – Hank/Weapon on the nintendo field. “Quick, Pantherlike” always used to get them all pissed off. Then Weapon started saying “Fetch” when their Team would hit a gapper. One game they hit a gapper and Weap was yelling “Fetch that Gee!” while he ran the bases and I REFUSED to go after the ball. The General was like “get it!!…get it!!!….what are you doing Gee!?!?!?!” And I fired right back at General “Fuck that I ain’t doing what he says!!” Hank and Weap would be going wild as I allowed their baserunners to circle the bases unchallenged.
Weap even started using the “bat flip” when he would hit a shot for a homer. As soon as he would hit it, he would toss the controller a few feet away as if to say “That’s outta here!”
This was a cool little trick of Weapon’s until he flipped it one day and the controller hit the “Reset” button on the machine!!!! Weapon had just erased ALL of the Rosters for BOTH Teams in one swing of the bat!!!! Weap subsequently was banned from the Dome for a couple of weeks as a result of that one, but he did handle his suspension with dignity. And Hank had Weapon’s back during his suspension, trying to lobby with The League Commissioner (Me) on Weap’s behalf. Needless to say, Hank’s lobbying fell upon deaf ears!!!!
SNK was instrumental for Verdugo. Four of the most competitive human beings ever in existence going at it full bore over a video game!!!! Brilliant!!!! It honed our competitive edge. It helped us create almost all of the rags we ultimately used on the field with Verdugo against our opponents. SNK was how we found out which rags would really ‘effin PISS OFF the opponent, and when that was determined, it was ultimately used at a game with Verdugo. I even used Weapon’s famous “fetch” line in an interview with the Glendale News Press after a victory we had in 1993.
When I used the “fetch” analogy in that interview about how HARD we had hit the ball that day against Alemany High School, I have to admit I was hoping they would read it. Cause I figured it would really piss them off.
Well, we played Alemany again the following week. When we arrived for that game, guess what was taped up into our dugout? A cut-out of my interview with The Glendale News Press! Guess what else what was in our dugout? Well, lets just say a couple of folks had defecated in the Verdugo dugout prior to the game. Others had taken a piss in our dugout.
So what did we do? We mercied them again!!!!
And what did I say from the third-base coaching box every time we hit a gapper that game? (As I stood right in front of their dugout) ???
You guessed it!!!!
“FETCH!!!!”
Damn we were brutal SOB’s…..and I mean that in the very BEST of ways!!!!
All thanks to SNK and the bitterly DIVIDED Verdugo Coaching Staff!!!!



