Everybody’s Crying!!!

Posted: July 2, 2011 in Uncategorized

I’m sure there’s a bunch of our enemies out there reading this shit every day all green-eyed with envy.  Just goes to show that 20 years later…nothing has changed!  Ahhh!

They’re probably out there crying about the fact that this Blog and This Reunion Bash once again is living proof of our dominance over them.  Yes-sir-ree…..they’re all out there CRYING!!!

Well, we at Verdugo…we’re crying, too.  The difference is that OUR TEARS are TEARS OF JOY!!!

Ahhh Verdugo!

And you can add a couple of more names to the miracle.  MORENO and TURNER!!!  They’re IN!!!

Turner is flying in from New Orleans!  Is that as CLUTCH as it gets?!?!?!?!?!

We got Hack flying in….We got Gabe flying in….We got Turner flying in.  If that doesn’t get the TEARS OF JOY flowing nothing will!!!!

Even Lance Evans tried to tell me this week he won’t be there.  Shit………he’ll be there!  He knows what he’s gotta do!  I didn’t buy it.  All I said was “we’ll see you there!”  And you watch…he’s gonna show up!  Somebody doesn’t just pitch for a Team with a broken arm and not show up for a Reunion. He even roped a one-handed base-hit for Verdugo in that game because he had a damn cast on his left arm!  He’ll be there…….. 

I can’t believe how awesome this is……… the way it’s all coming together.  But actually, it doesn’t surprise me a bit!!

Everybody is making HUGE sacrifices for this thing.  And I thank ALL of you for it!!!

Everybody knows Verdugo never fucked around and this Bash is no different!  Once a KING…ALWAYS a KING!!!!  And The KINGS shall soon gather.  

But let me tell you this.  EVERYONE is important to this BASH!!  If you think these guys are just going to magically show up without ONE FINAL PUSH from everybody you’re crazy!!  We gotta keep calling people….keep texting people….whatever it takes.  I’m talkin’ bout five minutes before the damn BASH we should still be calling people up and telling ’em….”hey brother….just a friendly reminder.”  Even if we KNOW they’re gonna be there…keep calling ’em up and doing it Verdugo-style.

Hell, by the time The Bash hits we should just about be sick of each other calling up all the time!  We only get one shot at this!!! Let’s do it!  Verdugo-style!!!

We all have a lot of work to do this week getting ready for this thing.  We’re trying to Broadcast it LIVE on the Web….we got music, microphones, TV Sets, SNK games to coordinate. 

General is in the movie racket these days.  He operates a crane.  He’s talking about bringing in one of those cranes of his INTO the damn place where we’re holding the bash!!  Well, think about it…if we’re bringing a camera crew….then we need one of those camera guys UP in the air.  Crane Time!!!  We’ll see if we can pull it off.

I got the phone number for someone who just might let us get on a Baseball Field at 2:00 AM that night.  If I pull this off…you guys will be playing “Drunken Flip” out there and we plan on filming it. 

Of course….if we make that a reality then we’ll need about a forty-foot LIMO to drive us there.  NO DUI’s that night!  No exceptions!  Verdugo NEVER gets caught for anything….so let’s keep that streak alive 20 years later!!!

VERDUGO!  Bigger than life!!  Ask yourself….what can I do in this final week to make this Bash the most COMMANDING  Bash of All-Time?

That’s right.  TEARS OF JOY!!  That’s all we ever cry at Verdugo…..Tears of Joy!!  And frankly, to all of the bitches out there who tried to stop us all of those years who are reading this shit now….go CRY in your Beer!!  Cuz’ WE OWN YOU!!!

Ahh Verdugo!!!

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