I was talking to General last night. It turns out General called in to Verdugo headquarters to tell me he was “going to be a few hours late” for THE BASH. WTF? This is VERDUGO here! Nobody’s late for the Verdugo Bash….especially one of the guys who saw every game we ever played!!! General could tell I wasn’t too happy with this phone call. He called me again tonight. Well…as it turns out…..General and I weren’t even talking about the SAME DATE!!!
I guess there was some confusion. The Reunion is July 9th! And the 10th, for that matter. We had a good laugh about it. I told him…”here you were within INCHES of being tarred and feathered!” I liked what Weap had to say about the prospect of someone not showing up at the Verdugo BASH. He said…..”you shun….you’re done!”
That’s it!
So what’s all of this talk about “LIVE from La Crescenta?” Well, there’s some things moving around backstage here at Verdugo that SHOULD enable us to broadcast The Bash LIVE on the Internet! That’s right! LIVE on the Internet!!!
Everybody knows we never fucked around at Verdugo and this Bash is no exception! We are doing everything we can to make The Bash exactly like Verdugo….LARGER THAN LIFE ITSELF!!!!!
Ahhhh Verdugo!!!!!!
What better way to say to THE WORLD “Like a nightmare…WE’RE BACK” than to broadcast this thing LIVE on the Web?
So get out your sunglasses. Because if we can pull this off it will be further proof that we at Verdugo have ONE MORE MIRACLE in us!!! Instead of just having the pink slip on everything and everyone that challenged us through the years…I guess you could now say all of those pink slips are officially LAMINATED!!!!
Yeah, buddy…..I’m talkin’ LIVE from La Crescenta!!!!!!!!! Verdugo…for the WORLD to see……in all of our GLORY!!!!!
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
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