Aaron, Clemente, Rose, Boggs, and VERDUGO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: June 2, 2011 in Uncategorized

Today was an historic date in Baseball History.  Mark it on your calendars!  Yes-sir-ree…….OUR BLOG here is now an official member (or should I say “an illustrious” member?) of Baseball’s 3,000 Hit Club!  That’s right!  3,000 hits already on our little Blog.  AHHHHHHHH Verdugo!!!

I will not rest until we have broken Pete Rose’s record of 4,256 hits.  We should eclipse this mark BEFORE THE BASH if we continue at this pace!

So I want to take a quick timeout and give a heartfelt thanks to all the fans of our blog.  For never “pitching around us” or intentionally walking us.  You just keep throwing it down the middle…we’ll rock it up the gap, and say “FETCH” while you go and chase it!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!

So now VERDUGO can be mentioned in the same sentence as guys like Aaron, Clemente, Rose, Yount, Carew, Yastrzemski (yes I spelled it right), Biggio, and even ‘Ol Ty Cobb!!!!   Actually, it doesn’t surprise me a bit!!!!  When we break Rose’s record (who was a lazy-ass player compared to US), these guys will be lucky to be mentioned in the same sentence as VERDUGO!!

Shit…it took most of these slackers 20 YEARS to do what we’ve done in just a few short months here with this BLOG!!!!

So get ready to start sending out a few links to this blog to everyone you know!  Mark my words…Rose’s record will be SHATTERED by VERDUGO!!!!

AHHHHH Verdugo!!!!

Rose and the rest of these chumps have been “beating themselves in the chest” because they picked up a couple hundred hits in a season.  Shit….we damn near do that in ONE DAY sometimes.

So crack a brew…we’ve already passed Clemente, Kaline, and Boggs!!!

VERDUGO……The KINGS OF (pretty much) EVERTHING ON EARTH!!!!!!!!

AHHHH!!!!!!!

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