I remember before the 1990 Season started I had to go sit down in a restaurant in the City of Burbank with the little weasel who was coaching the Burbank team. I had to make sure that rat-weasel signed over Chandler and Chili to our team. And he did. Unfortunately, I had to sit in a restaurant with that dork for about two hours but it was worth it. Chandler and Chili were “legally” on our Team and we could all just kind of move forward. There were a couple of other guys I could have also had him sign over to us who would have helped us out that season….Ozzie Areu and Teddy Gonzales. But I didn’t want to “push the envelope” too much. Besides, Areu and Gonzales were playing on our Connie Mack Team that summer anyways.
Areu and Gonzales were loyal to me and they wouldn’t have been able to commit to playing Legion ball that summer due to time constraints. So I had them tell the Burbank coaches that they’d play for the Burbank team (which they had NO intention of doing) to kind of “bait” the guy into signing off on Chandler and Chili. I also told the Burbank coach he could have a guy named Joon Kwon and another guy named Jeff Kadis. To make a long story short, I put together that guy pretty good. First off, we beat them 5-4 early in the season (with Chandler on the mound), and then later he found out that Areu and Gonzales wouldn’t play for him. Then, about 10 games into the season he was pretty much in last place in our division and Verdugo was ahead of him in the standings. Yeah, he was pissed………
He probably realized about this time that he had shot himself in the foot with the “deal” he had made with me. But it was a deal. I told him “I don’t know” if Areu and Gonzales would play for him or not…and that it was up to him to make that happen. I remember the guy telling me “I don’t have any worries about my recruiting abilities, in fact, it’s my strong point.”
It must have been his strong point…because he sure didn’t know anything about baseball. And there was a reason no one ever saw him swing a bat or throw a ball to anyone. Well, one guy did….my buddy Jack down at Tiernan Athletic did (the guy who made our uniforms). Jack told me there was something “wrong about that guy,” and he decided to take him out into the back parking lot at his store in Glendale for a “quick game of catch.”
Well, let’s just say that our buddy from Burbank was exposed as the fraud that he was after playing a little catch with ‘Ol Jack. All Jack told me was “I think when him and I played catch may have been the first time in his life he ever threw a baseball.”
So now rat-weasel is pissed at Verdugo for beating him, working him in a trade, and the fact that he’s pretty much holding the pink slip of the cellar in our Division. So how does he get back at us? He informs the League Commisioner that he has CHANGED HIS MIND about signing off on Chandler and Chili. Well, I had a legal document that he signed off on. He now claims he never signed it. Oh, this gets better…wait till you hear the other shit this guy tried to pull on Verdugo later in the season…..incredible! I’ll give you that one in a later post.
So I now get a phone call from the League Commissioner Mel Swerdling saying that Chandler and Chili are “Ineligible.”
“He changed his mind”..Swerdling tells me.
I just barked right back at Mel….”Bullshit, he signed a contract.”
“He says he never signed anything”
“If he ‘changed his mind’ then that means he already agreed to it….and I have the fucking contract he signed…..and you have it too Mel!…we couldn’t have started the season without that contract being signed God-dammit!…you were the one who made me get together with him to get him to sign off on it…….how short is your memory?…..sounds to me like maybe YOU have changed your mind!”
Now Mel was pissed at me. I called Mel on his bullshit. This was the first of many episodes with Mel. In the ’92 season he kept telling me “that kid Moreno, I don’t think he’s legal.”
Most of you guys don’t know this…but I must have spent 10 hours on the phone throughout the ’92 season going over the “legality” of Ivan Moreno. Mel threatened the entire season to “pull” Moreno from the team. In the end..I WON. And Mel didn’t like that.
“He’s untouchable” I would tell Mel. I’m no genius, but at least I knew the doggone Legion Rulebook regarding player eligibility BETTER than Mel did.
God damn that would get him pissed. I started referring to Moreno as “The Golden Child” every time I talked to Mel….kind of “taunting him” a bit.
I’d be on the phone with Mel about something else and before I’d hang up I’d say something like “Oh Mel, I forgot to tell you…the GOLDEN CHILD was three for four today”
That would always get him all geared up…..
The only thing Mel knew was that we had some kid on the team named Moreno. Mel had seen him before…but had a short memory and could never put two and two together.
One of the funniest moments in our Team history (to me anyways) was the Chatsworth BRAWL in the ’92 playoffs, and the first time MEL realized just who Moreno was.
This was a crazy brawl. The Burbank Police Department showed up to help break it up. Things would flare up, then calm down. Then shit would flare up again, and calm down. There must have been a 45 minute delay in the game when that BRAWL went down. During one of the periods when it looked like things were calming down….Mel (who was at the game) comes up to me all pissed off and asks me “Who’s that kid there? He’s out of control!!!”
All I said to Mel was “That’s the Golden Child!!”
Oh my God was Mel pissed!!!!!!!
So here we were at about the halfway point in the season and everyone could see the writing on the wall. We were coming together as a Team, we had the horses, and with any luck, just may have ended up in the playoffs. That didn’t sit real well with the “powers that be” within the League. And I’m sure Mel was getting complaints from other coaches and umpires around the League about our “spirited” style of play and the fact that we weren’t shy about saying what was on our mind(s).
We went back and forth about this for days. Finally, I just threw my hands in the air and said “Fuck it.”
Ironically, Chili played the entire ’91 season for us and was never deemed to be “Illegal.”
So this was our first taste of the 20th District. It was a four-year ongoing battle between Mel and I. All I know is the rat-weasel signed the ‘effin contract. But in the 20th District, even a contract that was signed by both parties held no water…..
So what had Chandler and Chili done for us at this point of the season? Here are their combined pitching stats. Innings pitched: 28.2. Hits allowed: 22. Walks: 9. Strikeouts: 24. Earned Runs: 5. ERA: 1.39. And Chili was hitting .355 at the time, playing great at shortstop for us when he wasn’t pitching, and was tied for the Team lead in doubles with Martin and Canale with four.
Yeah, I mentioned a “Gentleman’s Agreement” at the beginning of this post. I’m sure you picked up on my sarcasm. There was never anything “Gentlemanly” about 20th District Legion Ball. And I certainly didn’t enter The League with the intention of being anyone’s doormat. Legion was a four-year FIGHT for whatever we earned. When we weren’t fighting on the field, I was fighting on the phone with someone….another coach about the schedule, the Head Umpire, The League Commissioner, a reporter from a paper who wanted to write a story about us but didn’t want to go to the game and see for himself what happened on the field. It never stopped…..but I must admit…I LOVED THE FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, this fucking HURT. But we still had 14 more games to play. It was gut-check time……and I think it’s safe to say that we MORE than passed that test.