Estimated Cost……..$10,000.00

Posted: February 22, 2011 in Behind the Scenes

Yeah, I was thinking about it today.  How much money is this reunion gonna cost us (or somebody else)???  I don’t really even need to itemize anything.  If I say its gonna be ten grand, then it’s gonna be ten grand!!  And I figure the cost of this reunion will be about 10 grand.  Now, I’m not saying this to scare anyone away….easy, now.  Remember…we’re VERDUGO…so it won’t cost US ANYTHING!!!  And really, why should guys like Turner, Hack, Wiley (who is now in New York City), or anyone else outside the state have to pay airfare?  Being the Rockstars we are……..I’m sorry, but there’s just gonna have to be some fans out there reading this blog to step up!!  I mean, why should the coaching staff have to drive themselves to the event when a few of our fans out there can get us a fleet of limos for the evening (or the weekend)?  Why should we be sitting around eating pasta when some of the fans of this blog who don’t even know us ought to be stepping up to hook us up with a little Filet Mignon???  I mean, why the hell should these young men who General and I personally molded into God-fearing, upstanding, tax paying Americans have anything less than the finest?  Trust me….I’m the first guy to call someone out if they bring a “sense of entitlement” to the table….but let me tell you fans of this blog something and you better believe what I tell you…..these kids deserve it!!  Yeah…you folks out there who don’t even know us who are reading this blog and giggling to yourselves when you leave this site……Did you think all of this shit was for FREE???  As Spiro used to say……..”No, no..”

Look, never in my wildest dreams did I think that I’d write a few stories on a blog and the whole Team would become the darlings of America!!!   I mean, I can’t even go get a pack of smokes at the store now without signing a few autographs….and I’m sure these poor kids of ours are going through the same type of shit with the paparazzi.  So when I say it’s gonna cost you fans of ours 10 grand I’m not kidding!!  (Actually, 20 grand would be better).  And I’m here to say right now that Verdugo will hold the reunion all right…and it will be funded by O.P. Money…you know what O.P. Money is?  OTHER PEOPLES MONEY!!  That’s right!!!  So step it up!!  We promise to send you an autographed picture or something for your minimum donation of $1000.00.  And we might even write you a thank you note……or put your picture on this blog!!!……..but then again, we’re Verdugo…….and after we’ve taken your money….you’ll probably NEVER hear from us again!!!

Comments
  1. jimmy mack's avatar jimmy mack says:

    Is this a real blog or what is this? I found this a few weeks ago and it’s funny, but I don’t know if it is real or a joke? What’s the deal?

  2. gee29's avatar gee29 says:

    Thanks Jimmy for being the first person who has been poking around our great blog to identify yourself. I’ve decided to send you a Tee-Shirt for your efforts. The front of your new Tee will say “How did the game go?”…the back of your new Tee will say “We got our asses kicked by Verdugo”….

    Now how do you like that for an answer?

    Or better yet Jimmy….just send us the thousand bucks we’re asking for!!

    Jimmy….thanks for checking us out!! Keep coming back!!!

  3. Hank's avatar Hank says:

    AHHHHH JIMMY!!!! I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE TO TEACH HIM THE FINE ART OF THE “RAG”……A KIND OF TOKEN GESTURE FOR CHECKING US OUT!! MAYBE WE CAN HAVE THE WILEY JACKSON HOLD SOME “RAGGING LECTURES” AND MAKE SOME MONEY THAT WAY…???? MAYBE I COULD HOLD A HOCKEY GOALIE SUMMER CAMP TOO!!!!

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