Some of you know I’m a Golf Pro now. I turned Pro on April the 21st, 2009 at the ripe-old age of 49. I had to take a 36-hole test with the PGA of America called the PAT (Playing Ability Test). I took it up in San Jose. The Test has about an 80% failure rate…so passing that test on my first try was a big thrill for me. Still, I make my money working at a Law Firm during the week. I’m like a really, really part-time Golf Pro now.
So I was out at Hansen Dam one day during the week in July of ’09. I like to go out as a single and play with whoever. It doesn’t matter much to me who I end up playing with. I just love The Game of Golf. You run into all kinds of interesting folks out there, and this day was no exception.
I was paired with an OLD guy about 60 years old and a younger guy around 35-40. I say the guy around 60 was OLD because I’m now 50…..(in fact 51 here in just a few days) and I’m always now looking to call someone else OLD so I feel a bit younger. Anyways, they were nice guys and we were having a good time out there.
The younger kid was just flat-out BOMBING the ball. I mean, this guy could hit it! He didn’t have much of a short game but I was cracking up at how far he could hit a golf ball. The second hole was a LONG par five and his second shot went OVER the green! Damn..I’m thinking. But that’s what I love about Golf. I don’t ever get into this thing where I’m playing AGAINST someone in the group…I just play against the course. The course gives me plenty to handle.
Then around the third hole I was thinking that this kid that was bombing the hell out of the ball looked REALLY familiar. He had already told me his first name. I kept thinking “who is this guy?”….it was driving me crazy!
Then after my approach shot on the fourth hole I figured it out. It’s MILLIGAN!!! I couldn’t stop laughing to myself. The guy Hank had slap-tagged the shit out of 19 years ago!! It brought back so many great memories. So what should I do? Should I tell him who I was? Should I dare mention the name Verdugo to the guy? What if he went ballistic and clubbed me to death with a nine-iron? This made it even more interesting…and I still couldn’t stop laughing to myself…at least when I had a chance. I certainly didn’t want him putting me on the spot and saying…”okay…what’s so funny?” So I had to be cool when I was laughing/smiling and thinking of ‘Ol Hank’s slap tags.
Finally, on the sixth hole…(another long par five) I decided to say something. I said “Hey, is your last name MILLIGAN?”
“Yeah” he said. “How did you know that?”
“I used to coach a little baseball a few years ago and I remember you.” I said.
“What team did you coach?” he asked.
I just kind of smiled and said to him “Does the name Verdugo Hills mean anything to you?”
He looked at the ground. He was searching his memory bank. He looked back at me. Then he looked back at the ground. Then his face started to kind of contort a little bit. He got a big frown on his face. He looked back at me. I thought he was going to kill me.
“You guys had that fucking first baseman who wore the goggles and his jersey number was zero.” he said.
“Oh fuck”…he said. “what a fucking rivalry we had.”
He went on. “It took everything we had in us to not brawl you guys that day. We were SO close to brawling you guys.”
Over the next 12 holes we talked about everything. Hank. Jody. American Legion. And yes, even the slap-tagging incident. It was 19 years later, probably almost to the day. He said something very cool. He said “we hated you guys, but we respected you.”
I spent an afternoon with Milligan on the Golf Course. It was a great day. I realized that bad blood and bad feelings don’t have to last. We had a great time. And you know what? Milligan would have fit right in with our Program as well. He was and IS a good guy. He turned out well. Other than wearing a different uniform than we wore and playing for Jody….he was just like the rest of us. I have to say…I liked him.
Still….you know ‘Ol Milligan and I were doing a “little” scorekeeping of our own that day on the course. Even though we were getting along and exchanging pleasantries…it was STILL (in our minds) VERDUGO against Notre Dame. And I shot a 73 that afternoon and beat him by about 10 shots………………

